Look into my eyes. Yes, that’s right. You are getting very sleepy.
When you wake up, you will open the back door and we’ll go outside. There, we’ll play with the hose as often as I want, and stare at the deck floor together until we catch the critters I just know are living under it. Then you’ll turn the hose on again for me.
Once we go back inside, you will provide meat. Lots of meat.