This face will run outside with your underwear if you dare to turn your attention away from it.
This face will then come back inside with sticks and other outside shmutz, because you didn’t chase after it.
This face will eat all sorts of gross stuff, then want to breathe on you and kiss you.
This face will whine at you when you’re not moving quickly enough to meet its demands.
This face will make “yum yum” noises when it gets a treat, and grunty noises when you scratch its neck.