Before you rush to judgment, I can explain.
It wasn’t me.
I was stretching my hamstrings.
It was Joey.
Wha – where am I? How did I get on the counter?
It was Pogo. Or Bandit. I don’t know which one – does it matter?
I thought I saw a raccoon up there.
Addie and Gracie say they do this all the time.
This is totally the way we do things where I come from.
I was walking by and heard a noise.
I’m just a widdle puppy dog.